[seductively eats breadsticks]
i’m at the doctor’s for the first time by myself oh god this is so scary
yo real talk is it blowjob or blow job
if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case
hah i just got an email from pottermore. i had completely forgotten about that.
temporarily falling in love with the boy sat infront of you on public transport
"one day you’re a soap opera star and next your two best friends are an energetic 6’4 puppy and a crazy person who commissions skittle portraits of your face" - jensen ackles.